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UMM,
DOESN'T SHE MEAN "FORD"?
I'm
glad guys really are as disgusting as us women think they are.
Now it's really no mystery. Anyway, just a clarification, Nick
Carter dumped Willa Whore, not the other way around. It's great
to see that a slut and a user like her catches your eye.
--Grace
Loom10@aol.com
If
her mother knew she used language like that, she'd surely take away
little Grace's Backstreet Boys fan club membership! Besides, she says
"slut" like it's a bad thing.
BRIBERY
AT ITS FINEST
Hey
. . . who is the Flix guy David Fago.
I have been reading his reviews, but he is not listed on your
staff. So far I have agreed with him on both of his reviews for
"Shrek" and "The Mummy Returns." I just
wanna know who this guy is, and why he is such a damn wise guy?
--
Jack Downey
jacksondowney@hotmail.com
I've
known Fago for years, ever since college, and it's just like the
punk to pay you to write in. Just like that little bribe he offered
me to vote for him as Fraternity President . . . If you get the
feeling that this website has a Frat-boy feel, it's because that's
not far from the truth. When I puke in the hallway, the feeling will
be complete. We hope to have Dave's bio up before then.
Solicitation?
Ok, we don't mind!
[I]
Would love to be your MVP of the week.
(Click
thumbnail for larger size)
--
Laura
If
someone told us a year ago that we'd be turning away hot chicks,
we'd have laughed in their faces. If you've ever met our business
manager, you'd have laughed twice as hard. He doesn't turn away any
chicks! Now, Laura, we can't let you nominate yourself for MVP of the
Week, but we'll post your link:
Laura's
website
Like
A Pig In A Puddle
First
of all, Paul, all men are not pigs.
Second,
we don't look at sexy women every time and think that we need to get
them in bed.
The
fact is that the first initial attraction is there, yes. But when I
look at beautiful women I always wonder what is behind those
beautiful faces. Can they carry on conversations? Do they have
brains? Can they relate to me? Are they so full of themselves because
of their beauties? Do they share my interests and activities?
OK,
OK, those are just full of craps. I succumb an urge to repeat after
you, except with a twist: "boink."
-
Nick
nick@touch.caltech.edu
Ahh,
yes . . . a man after my own heart! Damn pig.
Rock
On Already!
Dude,
Who
gives a damn about this stupid girl-band being formed by some bimbo
wrestling chicks (can we say "boring"). When are you
guys going to go back to doing good and fun interviews with people we
care about? I liked the stuff you did with Debbie Gibson and
the dude from Samantha 7. Why not do more of that stuff?
These other things are BOOOORRRRRINNNGGGG!
Jerry
Rockman@earthlink.net
Don't
get your shoulder-length, badly bleached hair in a knot. We're going
to be talking to Phil Varone from Saigon Kick and Skid Row this
month. That oughta give you a good fix of Rock'n'Roll. I can't help
you with the Prozac I would highly recommend, though.
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