The
"Win a
Phone Call from the St. Pauli Girl" Sweepstakes
Our
Readers Have Spoken
And
the winner is...
More
than a month ago we asked you a very simple question: "Why are
you Neriah Davis and St. Pauli Girl Beer's #1 Fan?" Our staff
combed through the emails to bring you five of the most . . .
interesting . . . answers.
After
weeks of polling, voting, throwing out those bastards who kept
voting for themselves OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, we finally have a winner...
Congratulations
to
Brian
of Montgomery Village, MD
Here
is his winning entry:
"I
Am Neriah & St. Pauli Girl Beer's #1 Fan Because . . ."
From
Brian in Montgomery
Village, MD
"I've
been a fan of Neriah's since March of 94, so I obviously noticed
your mistake in identifying her as Miss March 1999. I've always loved
St. Pauli's ability to combine smooth, rich taste with man's other
past time, beautiful women.
And
our already-determined "Runner-up" is Michael Beal of
Belleville, MD. Michael wrote the following profound statement:
"Words
can only describe Neriah's beauty in vain, I composed this
following poem dedicated to her, in hope of capturing your
beauty. I know this is longer than 50 words. but I can't
possibly describe to anyone how gorgeous and extremely sexy she is in
so little words.
Neriah
Beyond
reality
Past
desire
Split
from fantasy
Lies
an enchanting legend
For
only the true of heart may experience
Deep
into the forest
Past
the ruins of Granville
One
may find the Lake called Neriah
Only
the purest of heart enter
One
crisp morning
As
the dew collected, loons sang and
Crickets
chirped
Mr.
Granville set off for the lake
The
sun crept into the forest
As
the lake came into view
Mr.
Granville later recounted the following occurrence to his wife
I
knelt down to get a cool drink
As
I looked up I saw her "Neriah"
The
lost girl of the legend
She
wore a thin, light blue satin gown
Ever
so gently to wind hugged her
She
strolled the side of the lake
Running
her bare left foot through the water
The
forest didn't make a sound
It
was as if heaven had reached down and stopped time
Neriah,
was the angel sent to live in the pure moment
She
had long, flowing blond hair
Two
enchanting eyes as clear as the lake
As
she turned to greet the lake
Her
light gown slipped off her body
The
satin fabric rolled over her round, ample breasts
I
knelt in awe
She
slowly entered the lake
As
if to purify the waters
I
watched as she played and swam through its crystal waters
After
what seemed an eternity Neriah arose from the lake
She
gently strolled atop the water
Light
as a feather she glided to shore.
Soft
morning light nestled her venus like body.
Neriah
gathered her dress and disappeared into the woods
I
sat in wonderment
Trying
to rationalize what I just saw
She
must have been an angel?
Brian
has been contacted and arrangements are already underway for St.
Pauli Girl Neriah Davis to dial up his digits and rev up his
engine!! Congratulations, Brian, and thank you to EVERYONE who
entered and participated in the balloting! |